A
LETTER TO THE IRS
April 15th
Internal Revenue Service
Area Processing Center
Dear Taxmen/women:
Enclosed is my 2007 tax return &
payment. Please take note of the attached article from the February 8, 2001 USA
Today newspaper which serves as my Year Tax guide.
In the article, you will see that the
Pentagon pays $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat.
Please find enclosed four toilet seats
(value $2400) and six hammers (value $1029). This brings my total payment to
$3429.00. Please note the overpayment of $22.00 and apply it to the
"Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return. Might I suggest you the send the above
mentioned fund a 1.5 inch screw. (See attached article...HUD paid $22.00 each
1.5 inch Phillips head screw.)
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill
this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.
Sincerely,
Taxpayer
* LESS GOVERNMENT
* LESS REGULATION *
MORE
FREEDOM *
* LESS TAXES *
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